Cat Parties

While the People are away, the Cats will play. it is the year of the cat. it is ALWAYS the year of the Cat!

Very Upset

I hate going to Georgia. It makes me sad forever. Why don't the People let me drive? We would get there quicker. Cats are good drivers. Cats are better at everything.

Where is my favorite towel?? I guess the People threw it away.

Stupid old dogs. I'm glad dogs are too stupid to climb stairs. Ha!

And then at the other house there was a yellow sad cat named Winky. He was very cocky about not being in a cage. Grrr. Death!

No Tails Beg for Smackdown

Also, the No Tail cats have grown more arrogant and swagger about as if they are unreachable. Yes, for now they may be untouchable, but they would not be so smug and brave if I could get outside and deal out swift cat justice with my Paws of Doom.

Cat meeting

I almost made it to the Cat Meeting last night, but was thwarted the male Person. Next time, I shall be there!

Squirrels

The squirrels are acting up lately. I estimate eight squirrels within my territory. They think they own the treetops, but they have no idea I can climb trees!

Christmas

When are the people going to build the gingerbread Christmas tree? I want to eat it. Chomp chomp chomp.

Catnip

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*drools*

cell phone

Cells phones make good pillows. Mmm. Cat nap.

Soup's On!

Ramen noodles are yummy. Why did the People scoop them all up? They were fine on the floor....