Jell-No

Urgh. I think there's something wrong with the Jell-O in the fridge. Woooaahh... Yech.

Filing

Why did the People pick up all the receipts? I filed them all over the floor for them. Ungrateful humans!

Cat Dancing

my cat dance brings all the toms to the yard

Booz-Bum

Starscream, I mean Mr. Boozy was here earlier and he rolled around in the dirt and then walked off. He didn't even speak to me.

Not that I care. Jerk.

No More Parties in There

With the People home all the time I can't have cat parties. Bogus. They should go do "plays."