Hates Socks

Poor sad Socks

i can has poetry?

I Can Has Wasteland

so sad cat

I miss my Noey

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NOT!

flip flopping on the issues

As cat of the house it is my sworn duty to guard these flip flops from other cats. I will not allow them to come to harm. I shall guard them.... mmmm tasty flip flops. ... chomp chomp chomp

nap cat

being a cat is exhausting.

i require a nap.

or 2

cold cat

Why do the people lock me outside on the deck? Last night they went away and left me outside and I was sad forever cat. Luckily my warm heart kept me alive.

No love for Desicat

affection

Cats only love in the morning-time when they are weakest. After that, disavow all knowledge.

Bath Time

Normally I despise water, but when it is a lime-flavored bath in the cooler I will tolerate it. Also, I fell asleep in the bath, I mean cooler.