Cat Parties

While the People are away, the Cats will play. it is the year of the cat. it is ALWAYS the year of the Cat!

Very Upset

I hate going to Georgia. It makes me sad forever. Why don't the People let me drive? We would get there quicker. Cats are good drivers. Cats are better at everything.

Where is my favorite towel?? I guess the People threw it away.

Stupid old dogs. I'm glad dogs are too stupid to climb stairs. Ha!

And then at the other house there was a yellow sad cat named Winky. He was very cocky about not being in a cage. Grrr. Death!

No Tails Beg for Smackdown

Also, the No Tail cats have grown more arrogant and swagger about as if they are unreachable. Yes, for now they may be untouchable, but they would not be so smug and brave if I could get outside and deal out swift cat justice with my Paws of Doom.

Cat meeting

I almost made it to the Cat Meeting last night, but was thwarted the male Person. Next time, I shall be there!

Squirrels

The squirrels are acting up lately. I estimate eight squirrels within my territory. They think they own the treetops, but they have no idea I can climb trees!

Christmas

When are the people going to build the gingerbread Christmas tree? I want to eat it. Chomp chomp chomp.

Catnip

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*drools*

cell phone

Cells phones make good pillows. Mmm. Cat nap.

Soup's On!

Ramen noodles are yummy. Why did the People scoop them all up? They were fine on the floor....

Scratching Post

I have a new scratching post! It is taaaaalll. Like me.

It is essential, when careening from room to room at top cat speed, to stop periodically to sharpen one's claws. This ensures maximum traction when taking tight corners.

This is what cats do!!

Red Scarf

The red scarf on the desk is good for sleeping.

Traitors

Guess who is feeding the No Tail Cat!

Crochet Hooks

Now I will have to hide them again .... Drat!

Emergency

When in doubt, run at top speed from room to room. Do not leave a room out. RUN!! Faster!

Shower Curtain

Between the shower curtains it is warm and cozy, but don't fall in!

Smug

That infernal No Tail Cat is sleeping right outside the door. And she has a little blanket on her chair. It looks like a throne! Enjoy while you can smug cat.

Don't Sleep All Day

We have to go attack that No Tail Cat!

Macaroni

Who keeps leaving half-eaten containers of macaroni lying around the house? What a dump!

Laptop

Computers are good for sleeping. They are warm.

No-Tail Cat

I see you, skank! If I get outside, it is ON.

Good morning

Wake up wake up wake up wakeup it is time to EAT

Sofa Mice

What's that on the couch?????!!!!!????

Sick Cat

Urgh....

I don't feel so good.

Pizza Box

Pizza boxes are good for sleeping.

Stuff on the Desk

Why is this on the desk? It belongs on the floor!

Collar

The collar is off! Down with oppression!