The Woman

That Woman came back!!! What?? I thought I got rid of her. Drat.

Chasey Chase Chase

The black no-tail cat has a new name the Neighbor gave her. The name is Princess Persephone Chases Squirrels. This is a combination of Princess, Persephone, and Chase which were the skank's three previous titles.

I have but one name and it is Desdemona the Destructor, Deliverer of a Thousand Dooms. My parents liked alliteration. What can I say??

Stupid No-Tail cat.....

Tires

Better than a scratching post is a car tire. Sharpens those claws good.

Powder

Why is the ground white and cold???

Door Guard

Don't worry I am guarding the door. As long as my eyes don't ... get ... heavy ... zzzzzzzzzz.....

What is it???

I will get it. Something is hiding under the bills on the floor of the living room. I will not allow it to go uninvestigated. Attack I must and without hesitation.

Catsick

Stupid black no tail cat threw up.. I never throw up. because I am awesome. just ask me

Book Spider

The woman was afraid of a spider yesterday. I could have killed it, but you know I was doing important stuff. Cat stuff mostly. I was not scared. I totally had it on my to-do list.

Yarn Cave

Yarn drawers are good for sleeping. I will have to attack whatever is on the couch later. Eyes too heavy.....

Princess

The black No Tail Cat can't take me in a fair fight but relies on sneak attacks! Pitiful. Revenge shall be mine.