Purring

The Woman does not like it when the Man snores. But I like it. It is like purring. It is good for sleeping. I love the Man more than she does.

Also, the laptop computer is back which means good naps, warm naps.

So Cold

Where is the laptop? Where is it? I need to sleep. And this other computer sucks for blogging.

Treats

My food dish was full of treats instead of food. I ate them all ... and now I don't feel so good.

Catsick!

Treats

My food dish was full of treats instead of food. I ate them all ... and now I don't feel so good.

Catsick!

bottles

hey what is this in the crisper??

Sleeps

I steal the blankets and covers from the People when they are asleep. They each blame the other. Haha! Mmm.... warm and snuggly.

Napkins

These paper napkins don't belong on the table. Why would someone put them here? They go on the floor.

Treats

Hellooo! I am scratching on the scratching post. I am so hungry. No one ever feeds me. So sad cat.

Starscream

Another "Have you seen my Cat?" poster was up by the mailboxes. It must be a fad. I think this one was for Starscream, who looks just like me. However, it listed his name as Mr. Boozy/Buddy. The Boozy part sounds right. That crazy cat is at every cat party and is always wondering up to my front door at 3 in the morning and telling me how much he loves me. Loser.

Access Denied

The People put a bookshelf in one of my escape tunnels. They shall pay with scratched feet while they sleep. How can I careen at top speed around the house without escape tunnels?

Lil Orphan Chasey

It turns out that vile black no tail cat belongs to someone else in this apartment complex. There was a "have you seen my cat?" posted in the mail room. Goodbye, Chase-Face. No more cat parties for you.