Izzard Cat

You stroke a dog, the dog goes, “oooooooo…” and cats go (purring/drilling sound), because they’re drilling, aren’t they? That’s what they’re doing. They’re drilling, they drill for gold! They drill for oil, they drill for anything! Just for the love of drilling! When they’re behind your sofa, they’re just drilling. (mimes drilling) They’ve got goggles on, it’s okay! There’s a compressor over there...Your friends come and say, “I think your cat’s drilling behind your sofa!” “I don’t think so, that’s purring, that noise, isn’t it? Cat, are you drilling?” And the cat hears this, whips off the goggles, (mimes coming from behind the sofa), “No, no… Drilling? No! No, I’m a cat! How would I know how to drill? That’s purring you’re thinking of, purring! Oh, yes, purring! Having a good ole purr back here… no drilling. No, no, okay… “ (mimes putting goggles back on and resuming drilling) Sometimes they drill 40, 50 feet, you
know, just for the hell of it.

gah

why is their a coolr out here? there is not room enuf for me and a cooler on the deck

stupid coolr

Working at the Cat Wash

http://www.basicinstructions.net/2006/09/how-to-wash-cat.html

suitcases

Suitcases are good for sleeping. Also they can't leave you sad and lonely if they can't pick up the suitcase. Genius cat plan.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Too sleepy for blogging ... must rest .... so much work .... being a cat ....zzzzzzzzzzzz